fathom. [FATH-uhm].

June 7, 2010

fathom. [FATH-uhm], verb:

1. To penetrate to the truth of; comprehend; understand.
2. To measure the depth of water by means of a sounding line; sound.

i simply cannot fathom….

1) why people think its ok to wear socks with flip flops.

its not. you’re not a ninja turtle. (if you are and are reading this, my apologies. this is directed at people who have more that 2 toes)

2) pronouncing the word milk as melk

there is no “e”. as stated explicitly on the carton.

3) tattooing your body with chinese symbols.

i hope this says “im a big dumb idiot who wants to look cool”

…because thats what you are.

4) not liking the show E.R. (at least seasons 1-5)

chicago. george clooney. doctors. george clooney. drama. george clooney. i don’t know how to be any clearer.

5) acting like a mature adult.

yep. maturity just isn’t in the cards anytime soon…

there are alot of things i cant fathom. like,

how big is outer space?

how many sea creatures have we never even seen before?

who decided that pieces of paper were worth monetary values?

so if you can fathom any of these, i would really enjoy being let in on the answers.


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